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Mr Bigwinky
Click Click BOOM
4U Holdings Inc
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Posted - 2011.11.24 13:38:00 -
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Not sure how I feel about all this 
On another note, how much would I have to pay to get an "entourage".
I'm thinking maybe 2 - 4 guys that just follow me about?
What will be required from you
- Laugh at my jokes
- Hold open the wormhole for me
- Dress nice and sometimes act professional
- POS redecorating
- Spaceship measuring (they have to let me win)
- General tomfoolery
- Silly practical jokes on my alliance members (POS offlining, carrier hiding, module swaps, subtle name changing, etc.)
What do you think?
- Winky GÖÑ
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Mr Bigwinky
Click Click BOOM
4U Holdings Inc
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Posted - 2011.11.25 10:29:00 -
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Commander Spax wrote:sounds like a good job, any health plans come with that? :D
Health, no.
Reconstructive dental work for each of your clones though.
You will also be required to own your own ladders (for wallpapering the POS) as I don't have any ladders.
In your application form, please note how you intend to fit the hull-tanking ECM drake that you will be required to fly.
Regards,
- Winky GÖÑ
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Mr Bigwinky
Click Click BOOM
4U Holdings Inc
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Posted - 2011.11.25 10:31:00 -
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Chitsa Jason wrote:Winky... ill do it for free for you :*
Quoting this for evidence. I do believe this stands as an oral contract.
No going back now, Chitsa. Get your hull-tanking ECM drake over to Jita and follow me about (because obviously I live in Jita)
GÖÑ
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Mr Bigwinky
Click Click BOOM
4U Holdings Inc
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Posted - 2011.12.01 11:41:00 -
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I prefer murder.
Sometimes, assassination.
Also, free bump from a loving compadre GÖÑ
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Mr Bigwinky
Click Click BOOM
4U Holdings Inc
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Posted - 2011.12.21 10:29:00 -
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Friendly Hump
GÖÑ
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Mr Bigwinky
4U Services Inc.
4U Holdings Inc
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Posted - 2012.01.17 13:09:00 -
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WH SPACE BEST SPACE.
Everyone in WH space is best space buddies!!
until we're not
c====3
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Mr Bigwinky
4U Services Inc.
Talocan United
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Posted - 2012.05.30 11:11:00 -
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Sorxus wrote:Never give up! Losing a ship is not bad as long as you learn from your mistakes.
Wrong, losing a ship is not bad as long as you had fun. Learning from your mistake as a bi-product of losing a ship should only serve to enhance your fun by losing less.
Although, I find being in fights more fun than winning all the time. Though both is optimal 
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